When It Blows It Sucks
© 2007 Ell N Ell Publications


Yea I work on the water
I love what I do

Towing logs from the Jungles
Right on through to the ditch
Just trying to make a buck

But when the wind starts blowin’
I don’t want to be towin’
I’ll be looking for a place to duck
And I’ll tell ya somethin’ baby
When it blows it sucks

And when it blows it sucks it gets so rough
It ain’t like a road hammer drivin’ a truck
Ya can’t pull it over and just jump in the bunk
I’ll tell ya somethin’ baby
When it blows it sucks

I listened to the forecast they said light winds
I’m looking out the window and He’s wrong again
I got a white all around the odd ten foot hole
But now I’m towing logs what do I do
Turn it around or just ride it on through
I’ll tell ya somethin’ baby
When it blows it sucks

Now when it blows it sucks
It sucks when it blows
Tell you all again in case you don’t know
I called up the weather man
He don’t know dick
Sometimes I wanna choke that son of a bitch

I’m a hero I’m a zero sometimes I can’t win
Don’t wanna go back to where I’ve already bin
I wanna keep on goin’ all the way down the stretch
But old mother nature She’s makin the calls
If ya wanna get a shot you gotta be on the ball
I’ll tell ya somethin’ baby when it blows it sucks

Ya when it blows it sucks it gets so rough
It ain’t like a road hammer drivin’ a truck
It’s like makin’ a bet when you’re right out of luck
I’ll tell ya somethin’ baby when it blows it sucks
That’s right, when it blows it sucks